Result
Full finishing order
- 1Mystic
- 2Outlaw
- 3The Law
- 4Texas Red
- 5Blondie
- 6Wrangler
- 7Ranger
- 8Cowgorl
- 9Ginger
- 10Ghost
Derived from the race commentary · confidence: high
Moments
- 00:37It's Ranger, The Arizona Ranger, Mystic, The Shamanista, The Law, The Law Enforcement Agent, Blondie, The Bounty Hunter, Ghost, The Elusive, Cowgirl, The Diva, Wrangler, The Cowboy, Texas Red, The Villain, Ginger, The Bar Owner, and Outlaw, The Infamous.
- 01:05Live on Cosmic Canyon. Wait, this isn't live. Recorded on Cosmic Canyon.
- 01:05We are gonna do one take. These championships are one take. Whatever happens, happens. I built a pretty sweet racetrack.
- 02:04Lots of conspiracies going on about Mystic and I am, mark my words, going to weigh Mystic for you guys.
- 02:35Can Ghost catch up to his little sister?
- 08:38The first Marble out, Ghost. Goodbye. Ghost gone.
- 17:13Been racing for 17 recorded minutes and only three marbles have exited the race so far. Pretty crazy.
- 25:15Cactus Canyon always comes down to a race.
- 26:47Something crazy against Team Mystic, or this is gonna be it.
- 28:01I haven't weighed them, but even if there is a slight weight variation, oh my gosh, Mystic just jumped the wall.
- 28:01I'm gonna get a scale that's sensitive enough to weigh them for the next season.
- 29:13It's been a really fun time this season, every season, but you've kept us alive for seven of them. And we're not stopping anytime soon.
- 30:31And Mystic's your Recorded Race Champion. Wow. That's it. I mean, we saw it coming. But congratulations to the Mystic fans.
- 31:12Just how it goes. That is how it goes. All my love and respect everybody.
Transcript
00:00All right. It's the season finale of the recorded race. This is what ended up going on. Mystic ended up with 12. Unbelievable. So it's going to be one take. I'm not going to stop it. And we're going to go...
00:14We're just gonna go through these lives. Texas Red will get to race with just the one life, so no extra lives is how that works. Ginger and Ghost just with one extra life each. But Texas Red does get to race, and if ever loses, is immediately eliminated. It's season seven, the grand finale of the recorded race. The champion of this race will go against the live race champion.
00:37And we will film that tonight on the live stream. Marble fans, here we go. It's race number one. It's been a great season. Huge love to everybody. It's Ranger, The Arizona Ranger, Mystic, The Shamanista, The Law, The Law Enforcement Agent, Blondie, The Bounty Hunter, Ghost, The Elusive, Cowgirl, The Diva, Wrangler, The Cowboy, Texas Red, The Villain, Ginger, The Bar Owner, and Outlaw, The Infamous. Marble fans.
01:05Who wants it the most? Live on Cosmic Canyon. Wait, this isn't live. Recorded on Cosmic Canyon. We are gonna do one take. These championships are one take. Whatever happens, happens. I built a pretty sweet racetrack. Mystic out in front right now. T-Red jumps the track. It's Ginger way in the back. Can't afford to do this, Ginger. Falling way behind.
01:32Falling way behind, Ginger loses her only extra life, question mark, a stuck situation, gets in front of Ranger! Wow! Ranger loses one. Ranger loses one. You know, it might be inefficient for me to do the one take, because then you guys have to watch the whole thing, you pick them up everything. I think I probably won't do that, just for you guys that are watching at home. But Ranger's gonna get one eliminated here. So Ranger loses first, down to just two.
02:04Here we go. Who wants it the most? They better start putting Mystic in the back of this or it's just gonna be a total season seven blowout for the recorded races. Lots of conspiracies going on about Mystic and I am, mark my words, going to weigh Mystic for you guys. Cowgirl, way in the back. Way in the back. Needs a special lane three here.
02:35Can she find a way? Cowgirl needs something, needs something. Couldn't do it. Huge bounce for Cowgirl. That's it. That is not it. Ghost stuck and we'll go 1v1 against Cowgirl. Cowgirl with the head start here. Three, two, one. Three, two, one. Can Ghost catch up to his little sister? Let's see as they rip through the Cosmic Canyon. Cowgirl out in front. Ooh, a nice shortcut there.
03:06Ghost did almost the same, but Cowgirl's still just holding down that lead. Can Ghost find anything? Cowgirl bounces, Ghost trying, Ghost trying, can't get it done. Ghost loses one of the lives. Now Ghost just down to his last life. Hard to watch for the Ghost fans. Here we go. Ranger out in front. All of them hugging that right side. Ranger in the back here, trying to chase down Mystic. Last chances.
03:55Cowgirl in the back. Couldn't do it. Cowgirl loses one. Here we go. It's been an awesome season. Huge love to everybody and support. Cowgirl out in front here. Texas Red holding on. The Law in the back. Passes Outlaw. Outlaw in the back now. Mystic in the back. Bounces. Outlaw, huge bounce. Uh-oh. And look at this. Outlaw having a tantrum in the back. Loses one. Who wants it the most?
04:49Ranger early lead. Mystic takes over. Cowgirl in the back by a lot. Cowgirl just having issues on lane one and two. Way, way, way in the back. And Cowgirl loses again. Hard to watch for the Cowgirl fans. Here we go. Outlaw out in front. Never mind. The Law takes over. Huge bounce. It's Mystic in the back. Mystic.
05:51Falling behind, needs to find something, bounces big, and they eliminate one of Mystic's lives. Nice! I tell you, all of the Marble fans, well besides the Mystic fans, are excited about that one, because look at this. Here we go. Lots of action. Ginger with the bridge. It's Cowgirl in the back. Lane three, here we go. Oh, Blondie gets pushed. Loses one.
06:41Blondie down. Uh-oh. All the marbles are still in play though, which is pretty cool. Here we go. Top ten. All ten. Ranger early lead. Mystic takes over. Ghost with the bridge. Texas Red with the track jump. The Law in the back now. Lane three. The Law. Loses one. We had Ginger stuck. Three, two, one.
07:24Three, two, one. Can Ginger find a way to catch up to the law? This is Ginger's only extra life, so has to make this happen. Well, yeah, basically, the law has a couple to spare, but Ginger only has one to spare. Whoa, whoa, Ginger in the back, they both did that. Whoa, Ginger trying hard, couldn't do it, loses her extra life.
07:57So now we have Ginger, Ghost, and Texas Red all on their very last life. Here we go. Whoa, huge bounce for Ghost. Ghost in the back after that pretty bad lane one. Ghost just having big issues. I don't know. Needs a magic, oh, didn't need that. Needs something, oh, didn't need that either. Ghost having just, just issues.
08:38Oh, Ghost to Ghost, top to bottom, loses. Whoa, I forgot. But that's it for Ghost. That is it for Ghost for the recorded season. The first Marble out, Ghost. Goodbye. Ghost gone. Top nine. Ghost fans. Can't believe it. Ginger out in front. Shortcut action there, and The Law takes over. Outlaw takes over. Ranger in the back.
09:20Oh, Ranger in the back, having issues, trying hard, big bounce, and Ranger can't get it done. That is it. Ranger, goodbye. Top nine. Ranger, down to just one extra life with Cowgirl. Ginger and Texas Red riding on their last lives completely, so if they lose, they're out. Ooh, Ranger out in front, didn't like that.
09:51Didn't like that. Ooh, The Law with a track jump, big play, Outlaw in the back, Outlaw in the back here. Uh-oh, Blondie barely makes it, and Outlaw loses. Top nine. Lots of marbles just barely hanging in there. We're gonna start to see a bunch. The field is going to dwindle here, coming up soon. Mystic, The Law, uh-oh, Ranger, Cowgirl, Cowgirl!
10:45Oh no, Cowgirl loses her last extra life. So now we have Cowgirl, Ginger, and Texas Red, all risking elimination. Top nine. Sierra with a nice snipe Ginger, or sorry, Blondie. We have a massive stuck situation. I think we have a traffic jam at the top of the track. We'll make sure these marbles get down, and we'll go assess the situation.
11:25Ooh, Cowgirl, nice. Yeah, check it out. We have a stuck. I gotta fix this corner. All right. The stuck five. Who wants it the most? Outlaw out in front. Wrangler takes the lead. Ginger in the back. Uh-oh, Ginger cannot lose. Ginger cannot lose. Oh, horrible. Ginger, Ginger is gone out of the recorded races for season seven. Say goodbye.
12:06Ginger, out of here. GG. Top eight. Uh-oh. Cowgirl in the back. Cowgirl and Texas Red, if they lose, they're eliminated. That's it. Wrangler in the back here. Ooh. Cowgirl falls behind again. Uh-oh. Last chances. Cowgirl. She had a bad... Man, not her day. That is it. Say goodbye to the diva for season seven recorded races. Cowgirl gone.
12:53Top seven. Who wants it the most? Mystic better start losing some. Unless, well, the Mystic fans don't want that to happen, but. Outlaw, ooh, Wrangler through the sniper, nice. Mystic in the back. Passes Ranger. Ranger, with the massive potato, loses his last extra life. Woo! That is it for Ranger's situation. So Ranger has, well, it's Ranger and Texas Red now.
13:34Risking elimination. Here we go. Here we go. Ranger and Texas Red on their last lives. Gotta keep it together. They're both out in front, though. It's like they know it. Big jump for Ranger. Blondie in the back. Blondie way in the back. Trying to catch up to Outlaw. Last chance. Oh, Outlaw, huge bounce. Blondie gets the middle and Outlaw loses one.
14:17Outlaw, down to just three from six. Mystic's only lost once. Top seven. Touches Red out in front. Mystic falls behind. Mystic takes the fast lane. Wrangler jumps, nice one. Outlaw and Blondie. Outlaw loses lane two. That situation. Trying hard here. Can Outlaw find a way? Goes middle. That's not enough. Outlaw loses again.
15:01Down to just two. Unbelievable. Who wants it the most? Mystic has 11 lives still. Jeez. Blondie in the back. Texas. Ooh, Wrangler in the back. Ranger. This is it if he loses. Gets in front of the law. Lucky Ranger. The law loses one. Top seven. Ooh, okay. The law with some moves here. Mystic in the back. No, Blondie in the back.
16:02Blondie way in the back. I don't know what happened up there, but it wasn't good. Needs something. Oh, couldn't do anything there. Blondie needs something here. Mystic bouncing around. Can Blondie take advantage of it? No. Blondie loses one. Blondie down to her last extra life, so still has two more eliminations. Top seven. Still, somehow, Wrangler in the back. I feel like Wrangler hasn't really lost yet, has he? A lot out in front.
16:47Ringler still in the back, trying, Mystic big bounce, Ringler, Mystic gets there first, wow. Lots of marbles now, just barely hanging on. It's not looking good for anyone other than Mystic. But let's see if we can get a miracle here. Still a top seven. Who wants it the most?
17:13Been racing for 17 recorded minutes and only three marbles have exited the race so far. Pretty crazy. Whoa, massive double stuck up there. We're gonna have a 1v1, assuming nobody else gets stuck or falls off the track. Blondie in the back here. Blondie trying hard. Ooh, okay, so here's the Stucks. Outlaw, or The Law and Ranger. The Law has...
17:49Three, and Ranger has none, so if Ranger loses this, that is it for him for the recorded races of season seven. Can Ranger stay in the race, or is The Law gonna take him out? Ooh, it's pretty close right now. The Law takes over. They both do that thing. Oh, no. The Law way out in front bounces. Ranger can't do it, and that is it for the Arizona Ranger.
18:26Ranger. Off the track. That is it. Top six. Wrangler out in front. Outlaw in the back here. Outlaw in the back here. Try and see what happens. Mystic falls behind. Mystic pushes Blondie. Blondie loses her last extra life. Top six. Texas Red out in front. Blondie takes the bridge. Nice play.
19:33Mystic in the back. Mystic bounces and loses one. Mystic better be careful. Top six. Blondie, I cannot believe Texas Red is still in the race, by the way. Huge shout out to the Texas Red fans. Been just no lives and Texas Red is in the top six. Pretty cool. Pretty cool. It's the law in the back. The law trying.
20:18Wrangler bounces. Uh-oh. Wrangler loses his last extra life. So now Wrangler, Blondie, and Texas Red all at the last. Who wants it the most? Blondie, Red, nice. It's Wrangler in the back here. Uh-oh, having issues. Wrangler needs a miracle. That's it for the cowboy for season seven. Say goodbye to Wrangler. Top five.
21:19The Law looking pretty good. Way out in front of the pack. Texas Red and Blondie in the back. Two marbles that if they lose are eliminated from the season. So they need, uh oh, T-Red. T-Red pushes Mystic. Mystic gets back. Texas Red won't let her. Texas Red fans at the edge of their seat for that one. Mystic loses another. Top five. Texas Red season six champion.
22:04Showing us how it's done. Uh-oh, The Law's stuck. Okay. The Law is stuck at the nails and we will have a 1v1 against the loser of this race. Uh-oh, Outlaw gets passed up. Outlaw in the back, last chances. Bounces and we're going The Law versus Outlaw 1v1. The Law versus Outlaw 1v1. Outlaw gets a head start. Three, two, one. Three, two, one. Can The Law...
22:39Find a way. Okay. All right. All right. All right. The law is trying. Definitely some effort. Oh, passes. Look at this. It's a battle. All the way down. A full on fist fight. Clear to the end. Oh my gosh. They can't figure it out. And we're going back to the top. Wow. Wow. No head starts this time. Three, two, one.
23:18Who wants it the most? My gosh. What a battle that was here in the grand finale of season seven. Oh, Outlaw kind of takes over right there. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Outlaw goes middle, gets there first. What a race. What a race. The Law loses one. Top five. Outlaw in the back.
24:16Outlaw in the back, lane three, goes right. Blondie, that's it for Blondie for season seven. Good effort from the bounty hunter. Say goodbye to Blondie. Top four, who wants it the most? Texas Red in the back at lane three. Goes middle, wins the race, Outlaw loses. Outlaw, down to just one extra life. Top four. Uh-oh, T-Red with a really bad start.
25:15Really bad start. Texas Red way in the back. T Red. Oh no, that's it for Texas Red. Made it all the way to the top four. An unbelievable performance. You can't fault Texas Red for that. That was unbelievable. Top three now. Here we go. Hate to be a naysayer, but, well, I'm not gonna be a naysayer. Let's see what happens here. Cactus Canyon always comes down to a race. The law out in front.
26:00Top three situation. Season seven grand finale. Outlaw in the back on his last extra life. Outlaw in the back on his last extra life. Uh-oh. Needed to get through there fast. Didn't need to do that. Outlaw loses by half a lane. That's it for Outlaw. Outlaw loses his last extra life, so now he's on his just regular life. He loses, that's it. Top three. Outlaw in the back. Mystic out in front now.
26:47Pretty close. The Law falls behind. They both go left, and The Law gets left in the back by a long shot. The Law loses it. The Law, down to his last extra life, it's not looking good. Top three. They've got to do something. Something crazy against Team Mystic, or this is gonna be it. We are coming down to the final races. If The Law end out, this isn't looking good at all.
27:29If The Law and Outlaw can't find a way to start eliminating some of Mystic's extra lives, that's it for The Law once again. And it could be over in two races from now. The Law and Outlaw both on their last lives, and it just isn't looking good. Who wants it the most? I mean, it's looking good for Mystic fans for the recorded race, for sure. I don't know how you win 12.
28:01It's, it's crazy. It's crazy. I haven't weighed them, but even if there is a slight weight variation, oh my gosh, Mystic just jumped the wall. Mystic just jumped the wall. That's it for Mystic. Loses one. Good thing for these two. Now I was saying, even if there was a slight weight variation, you can't imagine that it makes that big of a difference. But I guess maybe? We'll see. I'm gonna get a scale that's sensitive enough to weigh them for the next season.
28:37Outlaw in the law. Cannot lose to Mystic here. They gotta keep doing that. See if they can team up and make something happen. Uh-oh, the law in the back. Uh-oh, the law way in the back. Bad second section. Law fans, nervous as all get out here. Mystic wins it. The law in the back. And that is it for the law. It has come down to this, Marble fans.
29:13If Outlaw loses, it's over. If Mystic loses, we're going to another one. Huge love to everybody in support. It's season seven, the grand finale. And thank you for all of the support, the comments, the favorites, the likes, the shares. I just appreciate you guys for real. It's been a really fun time this season, every season, but you've kept us alive for seven of them. And we're not stopping anytime soon. Mystic and Outlaw, if Mystic wins, it's over.
29:45Who wants it the most? Can Outlaw do the impossible? Imagine that. Imagine a comeback. Outlaw way out in front right now. Way out in front right now by a lot. Can you keep it together? Here comes Mystic. There she is. She lost one. Can Outlaw do it? Imagine. Okay, so she's down to seven. If Mystic wins, it's over once again. Can Outlaw do the impossible?
30:31Or has Team Mystic taken the Recorded Race Championship? Who wants it the most? Outlaw's certainly trying. Certainly trying. Passes Mystic. Mystic somehow passed Outlaw right there. Oh no! And Mystic's your Recorded Race Champion. Wow. That's it. I mean, we saw it coming. But congratulations to the Mystic fans. I mean, I don't know.
31:12Just how it goes. That is how it goes. All my love and respect everybody.