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Season 07 · Race 7 of 30

8 March 2026 · 130k views · 6:07

Result

🏆Mystic
Full finishing order
  1. 1Mystic
  2. 2The Law
  3. 3Blondie
  4. 4Texas Red
  5. 5Ranger
  6. 6Ginger
  7. 7Ghost
  8. 8Outlaw
  9. 9Cowgorl
  10. 10Wrangler

Derived from the race commentary · confidence: high

Moments

6
  • 00:00Lane two got ahold of Wrangler, The Cowboy.
  • 02:02Sometimes people will say, well, where's the shortcut? Oh, it's on here. Trust me, we have shortcuts every track. The shortcut might just not be very obvious, but it's gonna be there.
  • 02:37You'll always, 98% of the time, get an amazing racetrack out of Cactus Canyon. Decorations, cool, whatever. We shoot for the top racetracks that are possible.
  • 03:18People think, oh, I'll just build a marble racetrack. Little do they know that I've had about three and a half years of digital marble track racing and building before I even started this. So I've spent a lot of time figuring out ways to make the races top top.
  • 03:49The Dust Bowl got the best of the Arizona Ranger.
  • 05:15The Law Enforcement Agent versus the Shamanista.

Transcript

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00:00Season seven. Race seven. Texas Red just took the live race win. Who wants it the most? Quite a dramatic racetrack we have tonight. Mystic into the bowl first. Wrangler messing around on lane two. Really bad. Really, really, really bad. Wrangler way in the back. Way in the back. I don't know what happened. Lane two got ahold of Wrangler, The Cowboy. Can he find something? Oh, no. Oh, no, Wrangler.

00:38Couldn't do it, top to bottom, Wrangler gets the boot. Top nine. Wow, very tight after lane one. Texas Red leading the pack. Some bowl. Cowgirl in the back, Blondie gets pushed a little bit. Ginger and Ghost, swirly-whirly. Cowgirl in the back, Ghost is through. Whoa, Ghost snipes the middle. Cowgirl, Cowgirl, couldn't figure it out. Top eight.

01:22I always love a rating on the track in the chat. One to ten. Tell me what you think, getting your thoughts and feelings. I read them. Outlaw in the back. The Law into the bowl. Mystic in the back. Excuse me. Ghost gets pushed a little bit. The Law with the swirly-whirly in the bowl. Gets through, though. Whoa. Whoa. Ghost. Ghost. Outlaw. Outlaw eliminated. Top seven.

02:02Big shuffle. Ginger wins lane one. T-Red in the back. I don't know what Ginger just did, but it was insane. Way out in front of the pack. It's Mystic in the back here. I think Ginger might have jumped right through there. A shortcut. Ghost in the back. Sometimes people will say, well, where's the shortcut? Oh, it's on here. Trust me, we have shortcuts every track. Ghost needs something. Oh, eliminated. The shortcut might just not be very obvious, but it's gonna be there.

02:37Top six. You'll always, 98% of the time, get an amazing racetrack out of Cactus Canyon. Decorations, cool, whatever. We shoot for the top racetracks that are possible. It's the law in the back. The law trying hard here. The law trying hard here. Ooh, Ginger in the back now. Ginger couldn't figure it out. Top five.

03:18People think, oh, I'll just build a marble racetrack. Little do they know that I've had about three and a half years of digital marble track racing and building before I even started this. So I've spent a lot of time figuring out ways to make the races top top. Ranger into the bowl, but late. I don't know about that. That's a big spin. The law in the back. Ranger messing around. Go, come on, Ranger!

03:49Ranger needs something miraculous. Just couldn't do it. The Dust Bowl got the best of the Arizona Ranger. Top four. Texas Red out in front. Mystic in the back. Mystic kind of way in the back. Oh, catches up, passes T-Red. Mystic gets pushed big time. Mystic in the back. Ooh. Mystic in the back. Mystic messing around. Team Mystic can't believe it.

04:31Gives a window, passes T-Red, bounces, Texas Red goes around the outside and Mystic gets there first. Here are the season stats so far. Top three. Blondie wins lane one. Ooh, Mystic out in front looking good. The Law and Blondie absolutely messing around right there. Blondie way in the back. Uh-oh. Team Blondie stressing. Team Blondie stressing. Can she find anything here? Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

05:15Blondie couldn't even do it. Pinball's all the way down. Team Blondie frustrated. The Law has zero wins on the recorded race season, which is what you're watching right now, the ones that I post. Mystic has two, so if Mystic wins, she's up, she has three. The Law needs this. Final race. The Law needs Mystic. Who wants it the most? The Law Enforcement Agent versus the Shamanista. The Law wins lane one. He needs it the most, but does he want it the most? Mystic in the back.

05:48Ooh, they both slide through there pretty fast. Battling here at the bottom of lane two. It's The Law out in front. Ooh, lane three, can The Law keep it together? Can The Law keep it together? Mystic Snipes the middle, goes left, gets in front of him.