One on one

Ranger vs Mystic Friendly Off- v1

12 February 2026 · 11k views · 1:17

Caption corrected. Caption is 'Ranger vs Mystic Friendly Off-Season 1v1'. The parser read the '1' of '1v1' as a season number. There is no Season 1 in the archive; the account's numbered seasons start at 3.

Result

RangervMystic

Winner never called · this one is scored to music, with no commentary

Transcript

138 words

00:00Ranger and Mystic, 1v1, best two out of three. Who wants it the most? Ranger out in front. They both go right. Ooh, both into the bowl. Mystic with some collision there. Loses speed, drops through first. Ranger in the back, shrubbery. Ranger, big snipe. Not enough. Ooh! Going to race two. If Mystic wins, it's over. If Ranger wins, we're going to race three.

00:43Ranger way out in front, though. Does not want to lose this to Mystic in the offseason. Didn't have the best season six, Ranger. Trying to stay warm for season seven coming up. Mystic way in the back, messing around at the pinch. Bad swirl here. Ranger's for sure gonna win this one, I think, without a miracle for Mystic. Ranger giving a window? Mystic!

01:12Goes around and pushes. Goodness sake, it's over.