Race

00:00Season six, race five, who wants it the most? Outlaw just won the live, and it's Outlaw out in front now. It is the most marvelous time of the year. I can't remember who said that in the live stream, but shout out to them. It's a great, great little coined term there. Wrangler in the back here with Texas Red. Uh-oh. They both go up top. Wrangler wants a chance at this. Last chance here, though. Ooh, big stuck situation. And we're taking four to the top?

00:31All right, Stux race. Let's figure out who gets eliminated. Cowgirl out in front. Ranger in the back. So if you don't know, we're doing two separate leagues this season. It's the live race and the recorded race will be to find two champions and those champions will race each other. Ranger needs something special here to find the ultimate champion. Ranger loses by a long shot. Top nine. Mystic out in front. The Law in the back.

01:14The Law in the back. The Law, like, way in the back, needs to find some, oh, what a move, there we go, needed that, oh, gets hung up though. The Law needs to find something special. The Law bounces around Cowgirl, Cowgirl eliminated, top eight. Mystic early lead. Ghost in the back, Ghost in the back, Ghost in the back, last chance, last chance for Ghost. She couldn't do it.

02:00Couldn't do it. Ghost eliminated. Top seven. Texas Red out in front. Ooh, Texas Red gets through. Fast. Mystic and Outlaw in the back now. Whoa. Whoa, Ginger. Dang. Top six. Blondie out in front. Ooh. The Law in the back. Ooh. Mystic now. Last chances.

02:53Blondie bounces and pushes Mystic, and Mystic gets eliminated. Top five. Wrangler in the back. Blondie out in front. Wrangler way in the back. Like, I don't know what he was doing on lane one. Wrangler so far behind. Oh, Team Wrangler needs a magic trick here. Tried to have one, almost did. Wrangler eliminated. Top four, if you're enjoying the race.

03:30Put in your favorites, send it to a friend. It's The Law out in front. Texas Red and Blondie in the back. Outlaw leading the pack. Neck and neck after lane two for the last three. The Law turtle shells bad. Trying to find something. Bounces bad. Wow, he tried to get around there. Couldn't do it. The Law eliminated. Top three, Outlaw, Blondie, Texas Red. Outlaw in the back, not by much. Blondie's through first.

04:13Outlaw, slow right there, that's a hard pinch. Outlaw needs a magic trick here, lane three. Whoa! Oh! Texas Red in the back, eliminated. Two, the infamous Outlaw and the bounty hunter, Blondie. Who wants it the most? Blondie out in front, Outlaw in the back. Blondie way out in front though. Outlaw's through. Outlaw in the back, Blondie doing it. Can Blondie keep the lead? Outlaw goes right.

04:49Blondie snipes the potato, or not the potato, the rock at the end there, and Outlaw loses. Blondie takes the win.